Touche

Mister really needs a haircut. We've let his shaggy style grow a little too long. Unfortunately, barbers and most hairstylist apparently take Mondays off and I couldn't get it cut yesterday. I told him that I may have to cut it myself.
"No," he exclaimed.
"Why not? Why can't I cut it?" I asked.
"Do you know how to cut hair?" he asked.
"No," I replied.
To which he stated, "That's why not."
"Touche."
I'm raising him well.