Thursday, September 07, 2006

The Funniest of All

I found this on under the section for funny photos. The funniest part of it all? This is in my hometown, on the outskirts. I recognized it immediately. How random is that?!

1 comment:

Mama P said...

For I am a Princess...

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told
us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the
big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays
up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over
those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main
man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess
and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch."