tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22221209.post115765048372889293..comments2023-07-15T01:48:02.950-07:00Comments on My Little Corner of the World: The Funniest of AllRobertahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17246821031136701973noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22221209.post-1157737543679795592006-09-08T10:45:00.000-07:002006-09-08T10:45:00.000-07:00For I am a Princess...My flight was being served b...For I am a Princess...<BR/><BR/>My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed<BR/>to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks<BR/><BR/>As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told<BR/>us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the<BR/>big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays<BR/>up, that would be super."<BR/><BR/>On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather<BR/>exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over<BR/>those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main<BR/>man can pitty-pat us on the ground."<BR/><BR/>She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess<BR/>and I take orders from no one."<BR/><BR/>To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,<BR/>"Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.<BR/>Tray-up, Bitch."Andrea Frazerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14293267612840259503noreply@blogger.com