Thursday, July 13, 2006

Never saw one that I didn't...

Anyone who knows me knows that I LOVE movies. If a particular movie strikes my fancy, I could easily watch it every day for months. Both of my parents worked full time after I started school and our family time was spent around the boob tube. On the Fridays, we would rent 3-4 movies from the video store and order pizza. After TGIF tv (if you're old enough to remember that), we would pop in the movies and relax for the rest of the night. Saturday morning, before starting our weekend cleaning, we'd watch the leftover movie from Friday. I loved it. I know that some would consider this nowadays as irresponsible, but there were no complaints from me. The only lingering side effect is a fear of deep water from regularly watching all of the Jaws movies.

Anyway, this love of movies continues today, sometimes to the dismay of my husband (he could do without them, but still enjoys one every once in a while). Some of my repeat favs are "You've Got Mail", "X-Men" series, "Harry Potter"'s, "Be Cool", "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" (old and new, sorry Joe!), "Spaceballs", "National Treasure", "Con Air", and many more. So, in homage to the many brilliant movies we are graced with by Hollywood, I am going to post some movie quotes. Have fun trying to remember the movie and leave your two cents about them.

"I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls." -Kat

"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!" -Ace

"Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?" -Captain Oveur

"Mr. President, I'm sure there's an appropriate thing to say at this moment. Probably some formal apology for the nice-ass remark would be in order. I just don't quite know how to word it." -Sydney

"Right. Okay, people, you have to tell me these things, alright? I've been frozen for 30 years, okay? Throw me a freakin bone here. I'm the boss. Need the info. " -Dr. Evil

"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take Lorraine to the dance, that he'd melt my brain." -George

"Well, I attended Julliard, I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it! Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy. Now what do you think? You think I'm qualified?"

Male Dancer: "Chewing gum helps me think."
Albert: "Sweetie, you're wasting your gum."

"I've seen her dehydrated sir, its pretty gross" -Andrew

"I carried a watermelon." -Baby

"She wrote me a john-dear letter...something about me not listening enough, I don't know...I wasn't really paying attention." -Harry

"Pardon by French but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond." -Ferris

"Listen! You smell something?" -Ray

"I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest." -Mr. Turkentine

"I say puke. If you hurl and she comes back, she's yours. If you blow chunks and she bolts, then it was never meant to be." -Wayne

"I feel the need, the need for speed!"

"I'm not crazy, I've just been a very bad mood for the last 40 years!"

Dark Helmet: I am your father's son's uncle's newphew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Star: So what does that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing.

"What I really want to do- what I want to do for a living-is I want to be with your daughter. I'm good at it." -Lloyd

"There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing." -Chris Knight

Vivian: You're late.
Edward: You're stunning.
Vivian: You're forgiven.

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"I am just going to go to the kitchen to get some food, then I'm gonna tell you a story to make your balls shrink to the size of raisins." -Spike

"Are you crying? Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball." -Jimmy

"I've had three lovers in the past four years, and they all ran a distant second to a good book and a warm bath." -Dorothy

The Worm: 'Ello.
Sarah: Did you say...hello?
The Worm: No, I said "'ello," but that's close enough.

"What the hell's gotten into you, I got my thingy stuck in my zipper and I got piss all over my pants!" -Tommy

That's all for now, folks!


Something McSomethingkins said...

I enjoy that you encorporated quotes from Pretty Woman, Labyrinth, and Wayne's World in there. They are great movies. A lot of them I didn't know though, and frankly, some of them were interesting choices for quotes. A little risque.

Personally, for Wayne's World I would have done:
a) "I don't have a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate the need for an entire rack. What am I gonna do, with a gun rack?"
or b) "If you're gonna spew, spew in this."

Joe said...

Loved every line...some of them made me laugh out loud! Thanks! I ALWAYS enjoy reading your blog.