Sunday, April 11, 2010

Stolen from Laugh Out Loud:

Laugh Out Loud put this up first. I'm just following her hilarious footsteps. Personally, I didn't think the first few were that funny, but some of the rest had me in stitches.

"Random Thoughts of 25-35 year olds:
  1. - Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
  2. - Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.
  3. - I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.
  4. - How the in the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
  5. - I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
  6. - I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
  7. - The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
  8. - LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
  9. - I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
  10. - Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
  11. - How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
  12. - I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
  13. - While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
  14. - MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
  15. - I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
  16. - Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty.
  17. - Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!
  18. - If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.
  19. -Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....
  20. - You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
  21. - Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
  22. - I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
  23. - "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
  24. - I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
  25. - When I meet a new person, I'm terrified of mentioning something they haven’t already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
  26. - Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
  27. - I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
  28. - Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.
  29. - Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...
  30. - It really makes me mad when I want to read a story on and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
  31. - I wonder if cops ever gets mad at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
  32. - I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
  33. - I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dangit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?"

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